WD-40 HALFORDS Closed 30th December 2002
I always carry a can of WD-40 in my car because..
3 X £1,500 petrol voucher
It cleans and lubricates all I own, protects my car and gets me home.
It protects, lubricates, banishes rust - a tool box essential and motoring must.
It’s totally reliable can of tricks, it releases, de-greases and unsticks.
5 X £100 petrol voucher
Greased lightning performance in every squirt, cleans protects and drives out dirt.
Lubricated, noiseless, rust-free and clean, my old banger glides along like a new limousine.
Lubricating quality, protective care, ensures higher performance reducing wear.
My little car runs hassle free from a lifetime of care with ‘WD’.
WD-40 is a must - helps start cars, helps stop rust!
100 X £10 petrol voucher
A lubricant of the highest repute, maintains moving parts from bonnet to boot.
A must for rust, a lubrication sensation, it’s number one for all round protection.
A quick squirt in the damp saves the misses turning into a rabid vamp.
A-road, street or country lane, it’s the motoring essential, snow, sun or rain.
Any driver in the know, carries the can, to avoid the tow.
Damp connections soon made dry, its guaranteed to make sparks fly.
Darling children attract chaos and grime, removing gum and stains WD-40 saves stress and time.
Drivers who like to be sensible know WD-40 is indispensable.
Driving an old banger, I need a helping hand, WD-40’s a mechanic in a can!
Each little squirt gives my engine a kick, for reliable motoring WD does the trick.
Easy car care with no fuss - saves me running for a bus!
Every trip’s a trouble-free sortie, when it’s backed by WD-40.
Every week you find a squeak - a little spray, it’s gone away.
For a damp, squeaky, seized or sticky crises, it’s the pintsized, roadside emergency service!
For a stress free life it’s my liquid Swiss Army knife.
For care and protection without any fuss, this lubrications my ‘absolute must!’
For problem solving at little expense, WD-40 makes perfect sense!
For squeaks and rattles, rust or damp its better than Aladdin’s lamp.
Forward thinking and happy starts, my ‘fortes’ to lubricate moving parts.
Friction lessens and noise decreases, just point and squeeze and the problem ceases.
From annoying squeaks to electric damp, WD-40 is a versatile champ.
From John O’Groats to Marazion, I never need a hard shoulder to cry on.
From the bumper to the hooter, its my favourite trouble shooter.
Has more uses than a Swiss Army pen knife.
I get instant starting - no annoying squeaks care free driving, every day of the week.
I no longer panic, although no mechanic, just give a quick squirt, things magically work.
If it’s damp or squeaks - neither are tragic, when WD-40 exerts it’s magic.
I’m no mechanic but have this notion WD-40 guarantees me motion.
In icy weather, car like fort knox, only WD-40 smoothly unlocks.
In this world of automation WD-40 provides the very best in lubrication.
Independent lady, sometimes in distress, needs trusted secret friend to rescue her from the mess!
It is a real smoothie on whom I depend, my trusted companion, fixer and friend.
It keeps my engine sleek and lean and at Halfords price, my spending lean.
It lubricates and protects, that can’t be denied, it leaves my car WD fortified.
It lubricates, penetrates, with ease and speed, what it cannot fix - I dont need!
It lubricates the parts certain beers can only dream of reaching.
It stops all squeaks and frees all nuts, my automatic choice without any buts.
Its adaptability knows no bounds, from driving out damp to quietening sounds.
It’s more use than a knight in shining armour to a damsel in distress.
It’s my right hand man in a can.
It’s smooth and slick and does the trick.
It’s the instant solution for stiff hinges and catches, squeaks and grease patches.
It’s vital service is simply unique, expertly maintaining cars at their peak.
Just one squirt protects engine parts and its miles ahead for wet weather starts.
Lightens labour, reduces expense, makes tomorrows performance just common sense.
Lubricates nicely and penetrates far, helps maintain and protect my old rusty car.
Lubricating, cleaning, protecting and more, gets me safely from door to door.
Magic formula to stop that squeak, peaceful driving at it’s peak.
Manifold emergencies, tiny irritations, very many can be resolved with this can of inspirations.
Motoring misery’s a thing of the past, as annoying squeaks are silenced fast.
Motorway breakdown, city stall ‘good job’ WD-40’s always on call.
My car cruises trouble free because it is pampered with WD.
My old banger maybe Jurassic but with WD-40 it runs like a classic.
My vehicle feels sporty, though vintage in year, with WD-40, you’re using Top Gear!
Need a mechanic? a master plan? I trust Halfords in a can.
No-one satisfies every motoring ‘fan’ but WD-40 and Halfords ‘can’.
On occasions when I drive home late, it will silence that giveaway creaking gate.
Only WD-40 provides that smoothing squirt when things are dirty, wet or inert.
Prevention, protection, lubrication and more, the versatile can from my local Halfords store.
Prevents hicups, headaches, breakdowns and panic, it’s a first-aider, pharmacist, and mechanic.
Regular use of this magic spray, decreases my need to call the AA.
Reliability spreads warmth head to toe, my car will stop and start and always go.
Retirement needs a friend who never fades, WD’s solution is jack of all trades.
Rousing rusty nuts is a cert, it’s motoring viagra in one little squirt!
Single mum with no man, always has to carry the can.
Squeaks and friction are a thing of the past - WD-40 will stop them fast!
Squeaks and rust always ‘giveway’ when WD-40 comes out to spray.
Squeaks, dirt and damp dilute, if it worked on kids, I’d fill the boot!
Stop, start, bump and grind, damaging weather - how unkind, WD-40 what a fantastic find.
The perfect solution to many a woe, give it a spray and watch it go.
There’s never a problem when I’ve got the solution.
This all rounder, come rain or shine, lubricates the car parts others cant find.
This ‘canny mechanic’ so complete, keeps me in the driving seat.
This smooth operator is a motoring must, cutting through dirt and protecting from rust!
Travelling alone - no need for a man, my mobile man fits in a spray can!
Troublesome start or sticky part, my WD-40 can, where others can’t.
Used by everyone, not just me, so my can is safe-under lock and key!
Useful, protective, reliable too, if only WD made men too!
Using WD-40 in my machine, takes away the squeaky and just leaves the clean.
Versatile car care on demand, that’s the beauty of the brand.
WD gives squeaks the nudge, point and squeeze to make them budge.
WD removes grease and grime, so I get from A-B in record time.
WD-40 close at hand, gives worry free motoring throughout the land.
WD-40 has won my heart helping my ageing car to start.
WD-40 is the incarnation of viscosity, ensuring I maintain my forward velocity.
WD-40 start elite, care free driving non-complete, fuel filling prizes galore, motorvated by Halfords store.
WD-40 wins the battle, with any niggling squeak or rattle.
WD-40’s protective seal gives peace of mind behind the wheel.
Whatever the vehicle, whatever the panic WD-40’s my mobile mechanic.
Whatever you do - where ever you be, there’s nothing that helps quite like WD.
When it’s damp and wet it’s a sure fire bet to get me started.
When things go wrong and parts need motion WD-40 is the perfect lotion.
When your’e in a pickle, or even a jam, WD-40’s the magic in a can.
When unexpected knocks or squeaks trigger minor panic WD-40 is my on-the-spot mechanic.
When wear and tear require expert care, WD-40 is beyond compare.
Whenever it is freezing, or anything is seizing, there isn’t iritation, this can gives lubrication.
Winter starting, squeaky door, it’s the can for all reasons, wonderful cure.
Without a macho man or phone, my little ‘squirt’ will get me home.
Wont became did, can’t became can, WD-40 I’m your number one fan!
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