SHREDDIES Closed 31st July 2002
I would like to visit the moon because..
1 X Piece of Mars. 1 X Piece of the Moon. 20 X Name a Star.
All that space dust - the moon needs a woman's touch.
Being a 'down to earth' person, I like a bit of space.
Being the first boy onto the moon would be moonstrous!
Flying saucers form part of my life - favourite missile thrown by my wife.
Having my feet on the moon beats having my head in the clouds - stargazing.
I want to cover it in sandcastles that it can't wash away.
I would like to feel the vastness of the universe first hand.
I'd ‘planet’ over a ‘space' of time, ‘orbit’ bit and perhaps 'meteor’ an alien.
I'd have a ball, have no fear, eating my favourite cereal in another stratosphere!
I'd like to 'crater dream to keep - and take my own giant leap!
I'd like to see close up this mysterious jewel of the sky.
I’ve seen men from Mars - am I insane? Shreddies make me 'whole’ a 'grain’
If all the world's a stage then I'd have the best seat in the house.
It would give me a real 'Buzz' and a meteoric rise to 'star'dom.
My maiden voyage into the blue would be a cosmic dream come true.
Need to get back home real soon, yours truly, the 'Man in the Moon'.
New evidence suggests that lunar exploration should help research endured during decades of environmental studies.
Newton's laws would not apply - my delicious Shreddies through the air would fly!
No fancy gimmicks or passing trends, it's lunar beauty never ends.
The earth below me, blue and green, silently spinning, is a sight to be seen.
To 'Neil' on its surface would give me a real 'Buzz'.
When life's gravity gets me down I can rise above it!
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