PAMPERS NAPPIES Closed 14th October 2002
My family needs a new car because..
Fiat Multipla
Wheel nappiness is travelling in style, designed with comfort, mile after mile.
2 X Years supply of Pampers Nappies
Exhausted mum, good sense of fun, desperately seeking a new brum brum!
We travel everywhere sardine-style! Only those ‘pamper’ed ‘active’ly smile.
50 X Mothercare vouchers
1 + 1 = 5 and a friend from school = 6.
A change is needed to ensure baby’s comforts catered for.
A life with Kiddies, constant scampers - a brand new car, really pampers.
Absorb the quality, soak up style, hug the ‘highway’, mile after mile.
Always leaking and making me cry, pampers for cars? Please try.
Children multiplying with alarming speed, please pamper my family’s changing needs.
Current car old, baby new, family needs pampering, it’s well overdue.
Drier nappies travel far but shame about the leaky car.
Fully fitted comfort for every trip, reliability guaranteed by new koala grip.
Gasket gone, seats no spring, oily leaks, we need some pampering!
Much too snug with our gear, extra seat a gripping idea!
Multiple cherubs ‘bum’pers in diapers, delighted sq-wheels, old car no wipers!
My old car is rated zero, I would be my family’s hero.
Nanny’s getting to old for the roof rack!!
New car long overdue, especially as one child will soon become two!
Now my bums secure everyone else in my family needs to be.
Old car leaks, rusty and wet, winning Pampers is our best bet.
Old car pooped, everything’s awry, Pampers prize scooped, home and dry.
Old, dilapidated, scratched and noisy, and that’s just the husband!
Old jalopy driving us ‘potty’, ‘comfort’ required for everyone’s ‘botty’!
Ours keeps ‘leaking’ and can only go in ‘bottom gear’!
Ours leaks, squeaks and lacks protection, but Pampers work to perfection.
Ours, unlike Pampers, wont stretch to fit the family as it grows.
Pampers nappies make happy pappies!
Precious cargo now baby is here, need safety and a comfortable rear.
Smooth ‘gear’ changes, huggable curves, reliable ‘locking’ means less fraught nerves!
Steering clear of the bottom end of the market would be great.
The old ones driving them potty, that’s the bottom line.
The seaside is a must, but grandparents have to follow by bus.
The tandem was fun until we had a little one.
Upwardly mobile baby seeks new wheels, improved koality of life greatly appeals.
Urged to explore without being hampered, keeping us dry like baby Pampered!
Usually we get the bus but now Pampers could pamper us.
Watertight runaround protects bambinas, rustless to explore new arenas.
We are becoming extra large but the car is only mini size.
We need a new transporter for our Pampers Baby Dry daughter.
We need multiple choices, stunning design, radical features with safety as prime.
We want to be like Pampers babies, fast and stylish movers.
We want to be pampered just like our granddaughter.
Whatever the way ‘u turn’ it would ‘nappily’ solve a clutch of problems.
When baby needs a snooze, we can all go for a cruise.
When transporting six at a time, ‘koala-ty’ performance is the bottom line.
Wipers squeaking, sunroof leaking, children wailing, transport failing.
With family growing ever fast, want bigger car but need it fast.
With our tiny old banger, one size no longer fits all.
With stylish car and driest nappy, road ahead looks forever happy.
With the passengers all pampered my journey wont be hampered.
When ‘bottom gear’ is unreliable, new wheels, like Pampers, are always desirable.
When nature necessitates a change, we are driven by the latest range.
You get more smiles to the mile in a pack of Pampers.
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