WD-40 Closed 31st December 2001
I always carry a can of WD-40 in my car because..
£1,500 fuel vouchers
The motorist’s must for car, truck or van, forget St Christopher - carry the can!
3 X £100 fuel vouchers
A lone lady driver needn’t panic, if her glove box conceals a liquid mechanic.
For maximum protection and minimum fuss, it cleans, lubricates and banishes rust.
The superb lubrication and protective care, gives higher performance and reduces wear.
100 X £5 fuel voucher
2CV to XR3, WD-40 can 4 me!
A can of spray is better than a boot load of tools.
A little squirt from my trusted can’s, more reliable than any man!
A single squirt removes the grime, the car gets going, and we arrive on time.
A spray a day keeps the AA at bay!
A ‘squirt’ in time saves ‘999’.
Although I drive wrecks, with WD there’s never a squeak as it cleans and protects.
Although the smallest toolbox you can carry, it’s the cheapest and quickest breakdown care available.
Always to hand and reliable through and through, if only WD-40 made men too.
An occasional spray keeps the rustman away!
Bonnet to boot problems, I dont panic I reach for the can of ‘liquid’ mechanic!
Day or night, whatever the hour, press the button, release the power.
Dont call an ambulance or fire brigade, for damp engines WD-40 provides first aid.
Electrics or engines acting naughty, troubles cleared by WD-40.
Fixing squeaks and problems galore, it’s the motorist’s friend we all adore.
Flat tyre, nuts tight, strong man, no sight, feminine wiles, no avail, WD-40 will prevail.
For squeaks and squeals I need no man, can I fix it? Yes, I can!
For squeaks and rattles, rust or damp, it’s better than Aladdin’s lamp.
For squeaks rust and damp, WD-40 is the champ!
For sticky locks, creaky joints and gremlins enigmatic, just a squirt (I’m expert) - simply ‘automagic!’
From summer travel to winter freeze, every squirt is sure to please.
I can drive for weeks, without those wretched squeaks!
I get Home Start, International Roadside Assistance and Emergency Service for under £3 a year.
I know it will work and my journey’s a cert!
I need lubrication, penetration and moisture evasion, I’m not being naughty - I use WD-40!
If plagued by friction, squeaks or rust, this wonder liquid has my trust.
If protection, penetration and lubrication sounds naughty, it’s only me reaching for my WD-40!
I’m never driven to distraction, just rust-free, risk-free satisfaction!
Interior or exterior - simply superior!
It frees me from worry, when I’m in a hurry.
It has all round performance that’s second to none, WD-40 my number one!
It helps this lucky lassie, preserve a much-loved classic chassis.
It is like a ‘mechanic’ and the ‘AA’ in a can.
It lubricates, penetrates, displaces moisture, protects and cleans, all the attributes of 21st Century motoring.
It lubricates, penetrates, protects and cleans, so ordinary cars go like limousines!
It oils the squeaks and eases the creaks, stops the leaks for weeks and weeks.
It releases, de-greases, softens, unsticks, and there’s no problem encountered it cannot fix.
It stays with me wherever I drive, so I can be sure I’ll always arrive!
It stops squeaks, drives out wet, and for all other things, it’s a safe bet.
It’s a multi-purpose tool, where a little squirt can make a big difference.
It’s a winning number just waiting to fix, whatever component squeaks, scrapes or sticks.
It’s my car’s first aid kit.
It’s the all-purpose, essential for the woman of today, my indispensable, versatile, independence spray!
It’s the best ‘Quick Fix’ I’ve found so far.
It’s the can I ‘Auto’matically seek, for all those things that stick or squeak.
It’s the complete handy man in a neat handy can!
It’s the one liquid asset that’s worth its weight in gold!
Journeys are smoother without elbow grease, the wonder of WD-40 will never cease.
Lubricates, protects, and cleans a treat, WD-40’s in the driving seat.
Lubricating, cleaning, protecting and more, my car’s a smoothly from door to door.
Man’s best friend, for care and protection, WD-40 it’s pure perfection.
Minor problems are soon made fit, by this worthy supplement to a car’s tool kit.
More reliable than a man, this multi-talented liquid is a mechanic in a can!
Motor car problems large or small, it ‘automatically’ solves them all.
Motorway miles or city crawl, WD-40 is always on call.
Motorway miles, or out to tea, WD-40 keeps all parts clean and free.
My car it leaks, my car it squeaks, but WD-40 makes it feel sleek!
Night or day, no delay - just one spray and on my way.
No matter what the problem is, a squirt will always ‘do the biz!’
Of its clutch of manifold advantages.
Old banger to something sporty, a smooth drive guaranteed with WD-40.
One quick spray around the engine bay, is all you need to save the day.
One quick squirt - release the throttle, my very own genie in a bottle!
One spray eases problems away.
Porche, Mondeo, Transit van, damp, rust, squeaky fan - the miracle solution in a can.
Protects and lubricates, nothing lacking, always sends the dampness packing.
Reliant, protective, second to none, WD-40 you’re still number one.
Since WD-40 became my partner in ‘grime’, we’ve made ‘clean getaways’ every time!
Spark plugs ‘iffy’, nuts all jammed, WD-40’s my helping hand.
Strong against water and tough against rust, this little squirt is a motoring must.
The formula’s one that leads the way, get a problem - give it a spray.
The winning formula that can’t be beat, one spray, and the job’s complete!
This can rescues the AA, with hosts of uses, it always saves the day.
This handy, trusted can of highest repute, combines reliability and value to boot!
This invaluable magical potion, helps to keep my wheels in motion.
To de-damp, de-dirt, de-grease, de-squeak and de-rust, it’s de-answer!
To help keep my parts rust free and sporty, I reach for my WD-40.
To maintain my car at it’s full potential, WD-40 is essential.
Under the bonnet, should damp lurk, WD-40 gets me to work.
Unlimited help should your car turn naughty, when you spray WD-40.
Using WD-40 on my machine, takes away the ‘squeaky’ and just leaves the ‘clean’.
WD provides what others lack - a mini motor mechanic in every pack.
WD-40 wins the battles, against annoying squeaks and rattles.
WD-40’s range of uses, solves every problem my car produces.
What’s ‘round the corner’, who can know? But WD-40 will make it go.
When cars won’t start, or wheel nuts rusted, its breakdown service CAN be trusted!
When everything’s on stop, just look for the can with the red straw and top.
When in a jam - use the can!
When the car squeaks so does the wife, WD-40 eases the strife!
When the damp makes it faulty, I drive it out with WD-40.
When things go wrong, like rust, damp, dirt, I grab the can, point and squirt.
When you’re stuck in need of a friend, on WD-40 you can depend.
Whenever ‘u-turn’ to this amazing spray, a ‘clutch’ of problems is driven away.
Whether country companion or man about town, this emergency service won’t let you down.
Wind and rain can make my car faulty, thank goodness for good old WD-40!
With a simple squirt I avoid disaster, anything squeaking, stuck or damp I master!
With rust it’s a must, with lubrication it’s a sensation, where’d we be without WD?
With this very useful can, I often play the Good Samaritan!
With WD-40, one spray and your’e on your way.
With WD-40 to rely one, I never need a hard shoulder to cry on.
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