SAFEWAY BARN EGGS Closed 18th May 2001
I would like to win a Kitchen Makeover from Safeway because..
£10,000 Kitchen makeover
In Artesan kitchen all sparkle and sheen, I could turn Safeway’s eggs into haute cuisine.
100 X Kenwood blender
2 young chicks already, 2 eggstra on way, kitchen needs transforming for entertaining and play.
A beautiful kitchen, shiny and new, would turn struggling cook into chef cordon bleu.
A broken fridge, a tired old sink, and my magic wand is on the blink!
A cracking kitchen is my dream - I’d spend more time on haute cuisine!
A cracking new image, without shelling out, shows what prudent shopping is all about.
A cracking new kitchen, absolute bliss, free range eggcitement sealed with a quiche!
A dream kitchen is to prepare delicious noshes, an extra utensil please - a man that dishwashes.
A kitchen without flair is like a souffle without air.
A poultry excuse - but the one I’ve got is fowl!
A stylish kitchen is my ambition, Safeway eggs my ammunition!
After shelling out on each Safeway saver, more storage space would do us a favour.
An eggscellent prize, cracking design, now I’m scrambling to make it mine!
An eggcellent range from this culinary master, creates a kitchen from a DIY disaster.
An eggceptional range that’s quality laden, would feather the nest of this grateful maiden.
‘Art is an’ acquired taste, my kitchen requires it in great haste.
Artisan ambiance, Safeway to back it - a John Lewis kitchen - the perfectionist has cracked it!
As chief cook and bottle washer, my eggisting kitchen should be posher.
As Safeways and John Lewis’ greatest fan, I can be eggscused for being pArtisan!
Barn and raised with room to wander, love to cook with space to squander.
Chefs can be naked, kitchens cannot - I’ve beakcome sad for I’m lacking the lot!
Combine technological brilliance with Artisan flair, never again cuisine ordinaire.
Counting my chickens for a kitchen with style, would make entering competitions eggstremeley worthwhile.
Counting my chickens for this eggceptional prize, a John Lewis kitchen, what a cracking surprise.
Cracking new kitchen gives cooking a boost, ensuring my brood all fly home to roost!
Cracking new kitchen, top of the range, nothing to shell out, not even small change.
Craftmanship to re-lion, easy upkeep, I crave mega quality - not something cheep-cheep!
Cupboards won’t shut, freezer won’t freeze, cooker won’t cook, help me - please!
Designed with flair, installed with care, an Artisan kitchen’s a joy to share!
Designs so ‘chick’, foundations ‘laid’, now my kitchen makes the grade.
Eggciting aromas, cracking design - a well layed-out kitchen I’d love to be mine!
Eggseptional quality, cracking design, without shelling out - please make it mine!
Eggspertly detailed, eggceedingly neat, an Artisan kitchen just cant be beat.
Family goes to work on an egg, I go to work on the kitchen instead!
For the genuine original Artisan omelette, one egg is ‘un oeuf’ on a Neff.
Freedom Food’s a pleasure to cook, in a fabulous kitchen with the Artisan look.
From eggs to whole kitchens whatever they do, the quality of Safeway always shines through.
Genuine original Artesian style, like Safeway Barn Eggs is right up my aisle.
Hen-pecked hubby with eggstensive brood, seeks cracking kitchen to improve his spouse’s mood!
Hentertaining would be such pleasure 0 in an Artisan kitchen made to measure.
Hungry for a kitchen I can’t afford, unorganised cook seeks encouraging reward.
I get the kitchen I’ve wanted for ages, supporting eggs from hens without cages.
I vow without a word of perjury, my kitchen pines for cosmetic surgery.
I’m not above some cupboard love, for a kitchen plan by Artisan.
Imp-egg-able quality and cracking good looks - it’s eneff to convert us to barn again cooks!
Impressed with the deli, butcher and baker - could Safeway provide me a cabinet maker.
In Artesan kitchen I could scramble up dinners, on cracking appliances designed to be winners.
In my new kitchen I’d dispel the myth, you need Safeway eggs not Delia Smith!
It’s in a mess, I cannae wait - my kitchen’s past it’s cook-by-date.
It’s stylish and creative without a doubt - and even better when Safeway shell out.
John Lewis and Safeway are perfectly matched, my kitchen plan would be tastefully hatched.
John Lewis of Hungerford would understand my needs, and where others follow the Artisan leads!
John Lewis kitchens banish disgrace, leaving no risk of egg on your face.
Like Safeway’s hens my family brood, need top drawer surroundings for fresh wholesome food.
Kitchen meltdown! Dismal saga. Come on Safeway, light my Aga!
Mine’s tired out, untouched for a while, we need some Artisan Shaker style!
Mother Hen with hungry brood seeks stylish setting to cook their food.
Mrs is itchen - says ‘kitchen needs switchin’ or me she is ditchen, hence my pitchin!
My cheapee B&Qee needs to old one two-ee.
My Fablon ‘n’ Formica is boring ‘n’ bleak - I’d love some eggcellent Artisan chic.
My Flintstones Formica is dated and tired, a craftsman creation would get me inspired!
My hob is broken, my eggs aren’t frying, this new kitchen will stop me crying.
My kitchen is looking rather forlorn, so if dreams come true, I’ll cook up a storm!
My kitchen is old and needs replacing, your Artisan kitchen sets my heart racing.
My kitchen’s fowl, a scrambled affair, I’d love a new one with style and flair.
My kitchen’s small, I tell no lies, a chicken’s egg is about its size!
My omelettes are fluffy, my souffles a dream - but my scruffy kitchen makes me scream.
My present units are like Norah Batty, ancient, worn and rather tatty!
My toast soldiers stand to attention whenever your prize kitchen in mentioned.
New kitchen chic, to Kirk I’d speak, old one’s grotty, beam it up Scotty.
On quality and craftsmanship they can’t be beat, Safeway and Artisan make my cooking complete.
Our scrambled kitchen is sadly lacking, if we beat the competition, it will be cracking.
Overhaul needed, mine is just a shell - converting barns to places, Artisan eggcels.
Safeway’s food inspires my dishes, an Artisan kitchen would fulfill my wishes.
Setting the scene for haute cuisine - bangers and beans becomes eggs florentine.
Shaker style or groove and bead, some Artisan ambiance is what I need.
Smell the coffee, the pudding’s proof too - this fitting prize is a dream come true!
State of the art, durable, good looking, an Artisan kitchen inspires better cooking!
Stylish, beautiful, functional, true, if only John Lewis made men too!
Take Artisan craftsmen and John Lewis store, with Safeway fresh produce, who could want more?
The cupboards have expired, the cooker’s retired and my dish ran away with the spoon.
The eggspense is poultry, the prize enriching, from an empty shell to an Artisan kitchen.
The perfect kitchen explodes the myth, I need barn eggs not Delia Smith.
The perfect recipe for domestic bliss, home is where the Artisan is.
They’re skillfully made from the finest woods, the perfect perch for my Safeway goods.
They’re stylish, classy and craftsman made, like Safeway’s eggs they’re tastefully laid.
This groovy chick and her hungry brood love eggsclusive kitchens with attitude.
Tried henpecking hubby, gave him free-range, but his half scrambled efforts look eggceedingly strange!
When a kitchen is ancient, enthusiasm ceases, an Artisan makeover would thrill me to pieces.
When I’m baking, boiling or even frying haddock, mine dates back to Fanny Craddock.
Whisk out the old, blend in the new, an eggciting change is long overdue.
Winning would mean the perfect fitting - for the naked chef in his naked kitchen!
With an Artesian kitchen and my trusty spatula, I will easily poach an eligible bachelor.
With Artisan style I’ve great eggspectations, my cooking will get standing ovations.
With beautiful Artisan cupboards and drawers; I’d be Goddess Nigella and not ‘Er Indoors’.
With John Lewis of Hungerfords design and styling, I’ll be roasting, toasting, dining and smiling.
With mortgage high and income low, my DIY’s eggstremely low.
With Safeway’s great deals my cupboards can’t cope, an Artisan kitchen is my only hope!
With Safeway value and a new kitchen design, I will be cooking on setting Cloud Nine.
With seventies style and dodgy DIY, I have the weakest sink - goodbye.
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