MAGNUM ICECREAM Closed 30th September 2003
I deserve to Sin in Style because..
Holiday to Las Vegas
I’d ‘ang-eround’ the Vegas strip, ‘Av-ar-ice’ cream Magnum at my lip, ‘slothly’ savouring wicked wares, attracting ‘lust-ful’, ‘envy-ous’ stares, roll with ‘pride’ occasional dice, ‘cas-I-no’ ‘gluttony’s’ my only vice.
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A busy mum and working wifre, I’ve had no time for a sinful life, but Las Vegas tempts twentyfour seven, and I’ll be sinful in gambling heaven.
A life without pleasures, seems sinful to me - my personal policy’s ‘succumb’ and see!
A Magnum of Ice Cream and champagne where hedonisms the name of the game, it may be sinful, the ones I’m picking, but Vegas and Magnum take some licking!
Armed with pitchfork, consumed with flames, I’m ready to play the devils games, seven deadly sins? tried them all, so in Las Vegas I’d have a ball!
As I sink my teeth avarice gluttony into the pride of Walls Ice Cream I lust enviously for the city of sin where wrath and sloth don’t come in.
At sixty-eight I’m not too old, gambling and show girls to behold, to deny myself the chance to win, would surely be the ultimate sin.
Because at 43 I’m still a virgin and need to see the devil in me before I’m 45.
Been proud in Paris, lusted in Leeds, jealous in Venice, greedy glutton in Thebes, slothful in Slough, Angry in Argyle, now long to do all seven in Las Vegas style!
Down on our luck, you’d not Adam and Eve it, so take us to Eden, we won’t want to leave it!
Feeling frumpish, fed up, forty, need indulgence, like Magnum wickedly naughty, sumptious surroundings, and winning in style, would at last make struggles with slogans xtremley worthwhile!
For years I’ve sinned in poverty, indulgence means Ice Cream to me, the first seven sins were simply a treat, but with Magnum I’ve discovered number eight!
Friends would be jealous, of my free vacation, I lust for Las Vegas, the hottest location, I’d gorge on Magnums, the coolest sensation, four more sins equals total elation!
Glamorous granny wants coolest prize, I’m really a devil in disguise.
Guilty as charged, all seven sins I confess, and where better than Vegas to celebrate excess, deliciously decadent larger than life, If she’s very bad - I might take the wife!
Heading for fifty and mid-life crises, put the champagne on ice, I deserve a Magnum of vices.
I cas-ino better reason, to be amidst the glamour and the action, thanks to Magnum, the star attraction.
I cook, I clean, I even paint, my family call me a patron saint, nows the time to have some fun, no longer live the life of a nun.
If I don’t win this holiday, I’ll be up the creek, ‘cos seven days without a Magnum would make one weak!
I’m a record smashing, rivals bashing, dimples flashing, always dashing, dud cheques cashing, swag bag stashing, evil hashing, Magnum maniac!
Insatiable desire, for riches and gold, as envy, anger avarice unfolds, the winning line is within my grasp, the ‘Magnum’ prize is treasure unsurpassed.
I’ve been a good girl, lost some weight, ‘Svelt’ the need to celebrate, Magnum and ‘chips’ on a Vegas menu, means this is my longed for sinful venue!
I’ve ‘Nevada Dessert’ like Magnum!
I’ve succumbed to Magnums sinful temptation, ‘Casino’ alternative but luxurious damnation!
Las Vegas entices this girl with no vices, except greed for magnificent sinful Magnum ices.
Like Magnum I’m naughty, like Magnum I sin, but sin is forgiven, so please let me win!
Like vanilla Ice Cream I am so pure, with Magnums help, I will be no more, envy, pride, greed and lust, these stylish sins are a devilish must.
Lust, anger, sloth, vanity, envy, gluttony, avarice - seven deadly sins more thrilling than seven virtues every time.
Luxurious surroundings, in which to discover, that one deadly sin soon leads to another.
Magnum please send me somewhere naughty but n’ice’, staying home would be a crime.
Magnum delights me, Las Vegas excites me, please sinvite me!
Magnum taught me the hedonistic delight, of sinning morning, noon and night, since I’m now an addict of temptation, Las Vegas can complete my sinning education.
Magnumimous Miss seeks decadent bliss, dreaming of deliciously sinful trip, already my halo is starting to slip!
Magnums 7 deadly sins help this lifelong sinner, to unite the states my postcard would read ‘Las Vegas deadly sinning sublime, thank you Magnum for a wicked time!
Music, showgirls, champagne and bright lights, bars, casinos, clubs and wild nights, a week in Las Vegas fulfils my desires, alas I’ll be heading for hells raging fires!
Oh Magnum lead me into temptation, this sinners bound for pure damnation, Las Vegas my constant burning desire, one last indulgence before I face hell fire?
Proud of my Magnum addiction, gluttony is no contradiction, jealously hoarding - they’re all mine! as slothfully I recline, angry if you call me greedy, lusting after Vegas sinfully seedy!
Saint Peter at the gate will say, ‘your case is borderline, although your sins were deadly with style they did combine, to err is only human, but Magnums are divine!’.
Seductively cool with irresistible taste, Magnum caused my fall from grace, other brands tried intervention, but there's no hope of my redemption.
Seven empty wrappers, tell my indulgent story, when tempted I sin, in Magnum-ificent glory.
Since you ask so nicely, your interest sincere, I single out sin city, for reasons crystal clear, it would sinsationally satisfy excitement I seek, amusingly arousing my wicked streak.
Sloth, greed, envy, lust, anger and gluttony, pride is a must, Magnums so good it must be a sin, with so many flavours, I have to tuck in.
This wretched sinner can’t repent, ‘cos Magnum wrecks my good intent.
Throbbing music, flashing lights, indulgent days, casino nights, pure hedonism, endless fun, should all be mine, - ‘coz I’m a nun!
To hell with housework, damn the bills, ent’ice’d by Magnum, I lust for thrills!
To sin in style would be divine, Las Vegas and Magnum and lots of wine, I need to be wicked - to have some fun, really go wild - out in the sun.
Vegas excites me, indulgence delights me, I bet you a Magnum I’m slothful to sight see.
Viva Las Vegas, city of temptation, where heavenly Magnum brings sinful salvation.
With everything open twentyfour-seven, Las Vegas like Magnum is sinners heaven.
With Magnum I tempt everyone and anyone I please, it’s the ultimate ‘v’ice’ cream - signed Mephistopheles!
With seven sins to repent, this devilish trip is heaven sent!
Would you ‘Adam and Eve’ it, tried every sin in the book - and just one bite is all it took!
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