SAFEWAY/MR KIPLING Closed 31st May 2003
Come up with a funny caption for the photo on the entry form.
Family holiday to Florida
A smashing lass with a bright red hooter, I’ll bite it off, it doesn’t suit her.
50 X Family day out
Ahhh, they’re so cute, I’ve always wanted to swim with the humans!
Beep Beep! Hey lady - out of the way! One way system in force!
Careful! Not everything with a red nose tastes as exceedingly good as Mr Kipling’s cakes.
Dolphin - you may be head and shoal-ders above the rest but me - I’m shrimp-ly the best.
Dont flipper me, mate. The lady and me are enjoying this shared red nose moment.
Exceedingly good, presented with style, Mr Kipling ‘nose’ how to make flipper smile!
Exceedingly gentle nose to tail, such a relief you’re not a whale!
Flipper advises not to dive in the shallow end again!
Flipper knew there was something ‘funny’ about these humans, but he couldn’t quite land a ‘fin’ger on it!
Flipper, I know Mr K makes exceedingly good cakes, but those whopping great cherries are definitely fakes!
Flipper wants to play ring-a-ring o’ noses!
Flipper was going for the hat-trick in the pin the nose on the human finals!
Having failed the life-saving challenge, flipper admits that nose to nose resuscitation is harder than it looks.
He took you for Mr. K, it’s an easy mistake! ‘cause even dolphins know, he makes seaweedingly good cake.
He’s got an identity crises, he thinks he is Rudolph the red nose reindeer not Bertie the bottle nosed dolphin!
Hey flipper, if you visit the UK you will get a natural red nose with our weather!
I know they go on sound waves but they think your mums nose is a Dolphin Friendly Tuner!
I said ‘pose’ not ‘kiss her nose!’
I said ‘strike a pose’ not ‘bite the nose!’
I thought it was only us dolphins that balanced balls on our noses.
If Mr Kipling had known you were coming, he’d have baked an exceedingly good fish cake!
If you’ve such a good nose for business, why is it in the red?
In Britain Jack Frost’s ‘nipping at your nose’ but in Florida flippers taken a chunk out of mine!
Intelligent dolphin trains humans to do tricks by regarding them with Mr K’s ex-sea-dingly good cakes!
It looks exceedingly edible, not Mr Kipling? That’s really incredible!
Just press the red buttons and the humans will perform!
No flipper, I am not cold and sniffling, it’s red nose day and I’m dressed like a Kipling.
No flipper, I’m not a giant Cherry Bakewell, sorry.
No flipper, it doesn’t squeak!
No flipper - we said give her a red rose!
Now then flipper, these red noses are not for eating, but hey, Mr Kipling sure takes a lot of beating!
Our dolphin made a sweet mistake he thought it was a Kipling cake!
Our noses are ‘snout’ to do with you!
Quick! I need a disguise..I hear Rick Stein’s in the neighbourhood.
Really flipper! If you need to practice how eskimo’s kiss find a cold blue one. That one’s red!
Reminds me of my favourite song ‘Let’s get fish-ical’
Right flipper, we’ll be the Clowns, you just do the Aquabatics!
Rubbing noses with ‘cherryshed’ friends is exceedingly good.
See what happens when you dont use your factor 35!
Sorry guys, I need these three reds towards my 147 break!
Splash out on your own red nose Flipper, they are for an exceedingly good porpoise!
Swimming with dolphins is the icing on the cake only Mr Kipling ‘nose’ how to top that!
Thanks flipper but if the water doesn’t soak them off it’s going to have to be plastic surgery!
That’s another new trick ‘conk’ered!
The Safeway to swim with me is to wear sunscreen or you will bake well and have red noses!
What a relief, this comic is only polishing up on his red nose dive.
When I said keep your nose clean I meant, stay out of trouble!
You always wanted a nose with a ‘porpoise’ and thanks to comic relief you got one!
You can’t be fishing for compliments with that nose, I’d want words with your plastic surgeon!
You three are in deep water, on ‘fin’ ice - everybody ‘nose’ I’m the clown around here!
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