I CANT BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER Closed 28th February 2004
I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy because..
Family holiday to New Zealand
It's a ring-burning, evil-clobbering, heart-swelling, tear-inducing foxy blokie cornucopia of fantasticalness.
20 X Lord of the Rings memorabilia
A timeless tale is triumphantly told, heroic deeds, legends old, spectacular scenes on screens enthrall, Frodo's quest rules them all.
Aragorn is handsome, so is Legolas the elf, but the only king for me, is sitting on the dairy shelf.
Frodo's story has so much to teach us about friendship, courage and skincare under difficult conditions.
Gandalf the Grey is class, Legolas the elf is coo, Gimli loves to kick ass and Arwen makes Aragorn drool.
Greed is our downfall, love and friendship conquers all, little people can be heroes, even hobbits who are small.
Hobbits, dwarves and elven men, magically created from Tolkien's pen, together form a wondrous tale, where righteousness must prevail.
I'm wide-eyed and Legolas, I just want to sing 'I'm going to Queenstown for the Return of the King'.
It's the return of the king, good triumphs over evil, and Elvish has just left the building.
I've got pointed ears and I've got hairy feet, a trip to middle earth would make me complete.
I've seen the film and read the book, the earth moved and middle earth shook.
Metamorphosis from book to silver screen, New Zealand's magical, spectacular scenes, Frodo's meteoric feats, guaranteed to put bums on seats.
Middle Earth, mystical rings, hobbits and wizards, my favourite things, malignant forces, shall good prevail? Ultimate fantasy, best ever tale.
My family are all rather small, abbreviated poppets, non are tall (runts we're all) but none as short as hobbits.
Of the enchanting location, the brave hobbit quest, plus glimpsing Aragorns manly chest.
The action gives such thrillogy, with good guys and bad, both happy and sad, Tolkien and Jackson are pure brillogy.
The lands, so raw, commanded awe, and challenged Frodo's will, I watched transfixed, enthralled, bewitched, as goodness conquered ill.
The roado for Frodo was fraught with orcs, but with Aragorn and Sam tending, they secure a 'precious' ending.
Tolkien's epic vision of courage, loyalty and love is stunningly depicted on the majestic canvas of New Zealand's diverse landscape.
When Aragorn swings his bladed cutter, I can't believe those orcs aren't butter.
Wizards, elves and hobbits, one ring to rule the lot, can middle earth be real? I can't believe it's not.
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