BOOTS HEALTH & BEAUTY Closed 19th November 2004
Why do you deserve to win a pampering break at The Bath Spa Hotel?..
8 X Bath Spa Hotel luxury break (worth £1,000)
Fruit is falling, resemble a pear, I hate Sweet William seeing me bare, need a lift, spa break gift, rescuing my boobs from the southerly drift.
Husband grumpy, daughter a drama queen, desperate for a change of scene, need TLC and relaxation at this fabulous location.
I deserve a break because by heck, I look like Shrek and I’m definitely married to him, help!
I had to sing karaoke dressed in pink underwear on my hen night instead of getting the spa weekend I’d hoped for.
It would cheer me up, calm me down, eradicate my furrowed frown.
Leading a 24/7 lifestyle, I need to de-stress, please make me Bath’s Roman princess.
Though nearly 60 I want to be a really SPA-kling OAP.
You only live once, but I’d love people to look twice.
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